I Love Sweeney Todd

I love Jordan so much, and he looks so hot in gym clothes.  And you know what else?  HE CALLED ME ON MY CELL LAST NIGHT!  I'm not kidding.  I picked up the phone and it was him on the other line.  It was so freaky, I immediately hung up.  And then I smacked myself for being so stupid.  I could have had a conversation with him!

Hello mother.  Hello father.  I am smoking, Marijuana.  Cocaine is good, but crack is better.  I'm so high I don't know why I'm writing this letter.  Thanks for the condoms, they're really working.  Except for when, I got her smoking.  'Cause then I r*p*d her, up her *ssh*l*,now I've got a son called Billy Crackle.

That is a rhyme Amber taught me today.  Isn't is so completely sick?

-Isabelle, your lawfully wedded wife.

CSCD

If you are wondering, the title stands for Crazy Spastic Chicken Dancer.  Sadly, it is Jordan's title.  I guess he sort of had it coming, with his last name being Wylie.  He was in my gym class yesterday, and we started the line dancing unit, and I was just so freaked out when he did the Cocknyjoe or whatever it's called.  You know, the dance where your calf starts to hurt after awhile.  He seriously looked like he was an animal getting all spastic.  I was really scared.  What if he accidentally killed everyone?  Never mind.  My new fav movie is called Night Watch.  It is in Russia, but dubbed in English, and it is more action-packed than ANY OTHER MOVIE.  The rating is R, and it is like James Bond times 10 + Matrix times 20, plus vampires, evil little boys, drunk main characters, an awesome subway ride, gore, and a cursed woman with the Vortex of the Damned over her head.  Totally awesome.

-Isabelle 

The Funniest Thing...

...happened when Clay Vanderbeak (a.k.a. gay dandergeek) read a monologue that was hilarious. It was about this guy who had a dream that he was taking a test in high school. He was busy erasing *vulgar* pictures off his test booklet, so he never had time to actually do it. So he ate it. Then the teacher asked where it was, and I swear this was the funniest part, Clay said it so solemnly, and the guy said, "I ate it, you bitch." Everyone in drama cracked up, and it's still so funny just thinking about it.
For the next two weeks, all the eighth graders will be gone, so in drama, it will just be me, Lizzy, Sophie, Clay, and Griffin, who smells bad. Clay will be all alone-y with no one except dumb, smelly Griffin. And if he begs to come in with my friends, we'll chop his head off! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
-Isabelle, your dearest friend.

Smack Attack!

O....M....G. Today I was going to gym, I opened up the door to the stairway, and SMACKED INTO JORDAN. I am not freaking kidding you. I was like, "Oh my Jesus, are you okay?" and he was like, "Uh, yeah. Oh my Jesus?" and I was like, "Yeah, instead of oh my GOD, you say oh my JESUS." And then I mentally smacked myself for being such a complete dork. But then he smiled and said, "Cool." And then he walked away, and I went to gym to see how red my face was. About the redness of a tomato. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M NEVER WASHING THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT HAS JORDAN ON IT!!!! Okay, that sounded kind of perverted, but whatever. Bye.

-Isabelle

Forgot Something

I forgot something on the last post. Here we go.

-Isabelle

The Flame Tree

The title of this post is my new book I'm working on. It's about a girl, Rose Aziarow, who's mother got killed when she was seven. There is a war going on, between her city, Ithengar, and the rival city Shadowmar. Her father was killed in the war, so she became the queen of Ithengar. But she was kidnapped by the Gargouilles, creatures that live in Shadowmar. They forced her to marry Demetri Okerin, the prince of Shadowmar, who is now king, so Rose is the queen of two rival cities. Her new husband beats her on rare occasions. She finds the Spirit Tree, a silver tree that has little bulbs on it, and a soul is in each bulb. She finds that she can talk to and see her dead mother when she is around the tree. She tells her mother about everything that happened, and her unwilling attraction to Demetri, even though he's evil. Her mother tells her that there is no rescue coming from Ithengar, so Rose has to stay in Shadowmar.
Then she meets James, a guy who she likes a lot. And because Demetri seems to hate Rose, she falls in love with James, and they do some *cough* adult things, and it makes her feel sick. All this happens again and again, until she finally tells Demetri about her affair with James. He isn't angry at her, and they soon find themselves running for their lives when Ithengar launches an attack at Shadowmar.
And finally, the war ends, and Rose figures out that Shadowmar was really the good city after all, and Ithengar was the bad one. So how does it sound? Give me some feedback, people! :)

Happy Halloween!!!

Yes, the time of candy and ghosts and ghouls and all that stuff has finally arrived. Tonight, I will be out with my best buds, R and JMac. And we will have the time of our lives.
OMG, Jordan has a butt the size of Texas. If you are reading this, Jordan, no offense or whatever, because I'm pretty sure you butt is nice and all, but seriously, what have you been eating lately? Or do big butts just run in the family? Uh, yeah, lets stop talking about your Texas-sized butt now... He said hi to me on the bus today! He really did. And when he said it, he smiled, which made me feel all gooey inside, and then he told Raymond that I didn't scare him!!! Whooppee!! Mabe there is a chance with him after all!
Amber is still on my bad side, as is Trinkoff, Daniel, Scott, etc. All those b*st*rds. Not Amber. She's still my friend, I'm just mad with her for giving that note to Trinkoff. I mean, here's some of the stuff I said on this note:
-I LURVE JORDAN!!!!!!!
-He's a blonde-haired, blue-eyed angel
-I wish I knew his last name
And other things that basically said I think Jordan is hot. I acually said he's as hot as the sun on the note. Cheesy-extroardinaire. Then Trinkoff puts a bunch of stuff on it that makes me look like a whore. And I'm not. I don't wanna have sex with the guy or anything. Just go out with him.
-Halloween is awesome,
Isabelle

The Future Calls

Hey. My friend Amber, she RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I was writing on a peice of paper what I thought about Jordan, who came here from Planet Hottie, and I put all this cheesy stuff on it, right? Then Amber gave the paper to Jordan's friends! How low can she get? I thought she was my friend. So now his friends make fun of me every chance I get.
Ooh-er, Jordan looks so hot with a hat on! I almost died looking at him today. Not that I did it much. Just when we got on the bus. Everone thinks he looks like a dog's ass, but I will always be true! Boy, that was cheesy.
You know who else is really hot? Jake from Syncsta on Youtube. Check him out sometime. One of Jordan's friends is a real perv. He was all like, "Ohyeah, Jordan wants to get you in bed, sweetie!" And other rude things about dropping pants and mini skirts. Ugh, he's in my band class. And he is totally FREAKY!!
I wonder when JMac's dance is? I can't wait to see Casey, if he's there. Maybe I'll ask him to slow dance with me. And maybe he'll say yes. Wah-hoo!
-Isabelle

Jordan!

Jordan, you know who you are, and if you are reading this, I WANT TO EAT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO HOT TO BE ALIVE. There we go. Oh, and I'm not the Isabel who is all happy joking around with you. I'm the girl who always stares at you on the bus and at lunch. Don't call me Isabel, because that is not my real name. Ask your Isabel who I am. Are you going out with her, by the way? Because if you are available, I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU REALLY BADLY. And then I'll eat you. Like a praying mantis. Or a black widow spider.
Okay. JMac, you must get your butt over here! Holloween is coming up, and you have to go trick-or-treating with me. I'll be the flapper from the 1920's. Fringe dress, here I come!
-Isabel

Rennaissance

I am sooo sorry that I haven't written in forever, it seems. Just with school, and homework and whatever, I never had the time. You have no idea how difficult it is being me (ha ha).
I will go to the Renaissance Festival soon, with my buddy JMac, my cousin KK, my aunt and her friend. It will be freaking awesome yo!!
Oo-er, Casey is so cute. But there is another cutie at my school as well, so Casey's got his work cut out for him. This guy's name is Jordan, and he has this awesome blonde/yellow hair, and he's tall, and...he has no idea I even exist. How lame is that?
School sucks, bug time. I mean, big time. There is a fly buzzing around my head...and it's annoying me mightily. Oh yeah, I wanted to look up Jordan's last name in the year book, and Logan had his today, so I kept asking to borrow it, but he was like, "No." Then I hit him, but he still wouldn't give me the stupid book! Er, he is like that little annoying fly!!
Oh yeah, a week ago I had a daymare about kissing this guy I absolutely hate named Clay. My friends who know about it call it a Claymare. Isn't that funny? He he he he he.
Oh my god, I'm going crazy.

-Isabelle