O....M....G.  Today I was going to gym, I opened up the door to the stairway, and SMACKED INTO JORDAN.  I am not freaking kidding you.  I was like, "Oh my Jesus, are you okay?" and he was like, "Uh, yeah.  Oh my Jesus?" and I was like, "Yeah, instead of oh my GOD, you say oh my JESUS."  And then I mentally smacked myself for being such a complete dork.  But then he smiled and said, "Cool."  And then he walked away, and I went to gym to see how red my face was.  About the redness of a tomato.  BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M NEVER WASHING THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT HAS JORDAN ON IT!!!!  Okay, that sounded kind of perverted, but whatever.  Bye.
-Isabelle
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