The (Most Likely) Last Post

Okay, this is prolly gonna be my last post here, so to see more of my stuff, go here:

www.darkangel.blogspot.com

Isn't It Cool?

Ssssttttrrrreeeessssssss

Stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, stress, STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That is how I, your darling Evangeline, is feeling in Seattle on the Twilight Coven.  Here's the scoop:  she and Sin went to Seattle to eat, then left to go to his Imprints house (though on the way there some strange stuff happened), when they got there, Sin told Eva he had Imprinted on both her and Lily, then they started to make out, and almost had sex, right in front of Lily's house!  Okay, maybe not right in front, but definitely close.  Then Sin, with the cheesiest line in the world, suggested they get a room, and they did.  Unknown to them, Lily had watched the whole thing, and is about to leave to go to the Volturi (which, if you don't know, are very bad vampire people).  Actually, Eva and Sin don't know about that part quite yet.  They were in their hotel room, but nothing's happened yet.  Sorry, I was up until almost one last night posting him, now it's six in the morning, and I'm tired as hell.  (Oh, and I keep having to tell him to keep it pg-13, because sometimes he goes a little over the edge when we're kissing.)

-Evangeline

Unfortunately Waiting Again

Yes, I'm waiting once again for Sin.  I swear, I want to eat that boy, he gets on my nerves.  But, seeing as how he's the only guy there, it wouldn't be too good for the storyline.  Which leads me to think, why would a guy read Twilight?  It's kind of a girly book.  But, you know, I'm not saying he's gay or girly or anything.  Just wondering.

-Evangeline

Waiting...

I'm on the Twilight Coven, waiting for Sin to post and other people, because I'm dead bored right now...

By the way, don't pay attention to the "Banner" post it's nothing.

-Evangeline

Banner

A Shout Out to Sin!

If you are wondering what Sin is, it is not a bad thing for which you must repent (heh heh), but it is my newest buddy on The Twilight Coven!  Well, actually, he's a bad thing to my vampire girl, because he's a werewolf.  History fact: vampires and werewolves do not like eachother!  And if you ever post with him, don't make fun of his spelling.  He might accidentally bite your head off.  And I now have a new name.  If you haven't figured it out yet, Isabelle was a fake name.  My new name is Evangeline Black.  Oops, gotta go get ready for school!

-Evangeline

Find Me In Hell, Second Door On The Right

Wow.  I can't believe today actually happened.  Today at lunch, I told my friend Taylor to ask Jordan if he knew me.  His girlfriend Isabel (not me) was there, and when Taylor asked, Isabel answered instead of Jordan.  "Ew, no, he doesn't.  Jordan's my boyfriend, tell her to get away," she said.  Jordan said, "Yeah, I know her."

Now Isabel is going to hunt me down and kill me.  I know it.  So my friends have to be my bodyguards now.  It's a little scary, actually.  And I know I totally messed up between Jordan and me, so he prolly never wants to speak to me again.

If you love the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, go to www.thetwilightcoven.forumandco.com.  It's a Role Playing Game, and so cool.  If you want to know, I'm ADarkAngel on it, so look for me!  See ya there!

-Isabelle, running from Isabel (heh heh that sounds cool)

SlideShow!

If you happened to notice, I added a slideshow of my luverly love, Kyo.  Isn't it wonderful?  But don't pay attention to the picture of the Asian guy, I don't know who he is.   Soon I'll add a slideshow of Tohru, and maybe a couple other characters from Fruits Basket (like Akito! (both from F.B. and Kodocha)).  Must get to work on that...  Sorry this post is so short.  I'm still sick, and am on this nasty medicine that makes me wanna puke.

-Isabelle, Master of Slideshows

(mwa ha ha ha)

I Still...

...love Kyo!  I've been reading the manga books of Fruits Basket.  I read 17 of them in like, a week, and now I'm gonna buy them all!  Mwahahaha!  And I'm writing a story of Fruits Basket (I've already written like, 50 pages, which is a lot for me).  Plus, I'm side-writing a story about the life of Akito, "god" in Fruits Basket.  He's actually a she.  Long story.  But anyway, JOCELYN, WHY DON'T YOU READ MY BLOG ANY MORE?  DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER AND KICK YOUR LITTLE BUTT!!!!

Now then, where was I?  Oh, yes.  I am eagerly awaiting for book 18 to come to the library so I can read it.  But who knows, maybe I'll just have to buy it.  Hmmm, decisions, decisions...   Once again, I am sick.  I've had a cough for a over a week now.  Doctor said If I still have it by Thursday, I gotta go on antibiotics.  Life sucks.  Oh, I have to go.

-Isabelle.  Kyo lover.  Yeah.

I LOVE...

...Kyo Sohma!  He is from my newest favorite TV show, called Fruits Basket.  It's about this girl, Tohru Honda, who lives in a tent in the woods, when she finds the Sohma house.  The people who live there have the Zodiac curse, which means anytime they are hugged by girls, they turn into members of the zodiac (plus the cat).  Shigure, the oldest, is the dog.  Yuki, 'prince' of his highschool, turns into a rat.  And Kyo, the bad-tempered, hot-headed boy who seems to hate everyone and everything, turns into a cat, which is not a member of the zodiac.  So he is sort of an outsider.  The background on my computer is of Kyo.  Because I LOVE HIM AND HE IS SO FREAKING COOL AND AWESOME AND HOT AND ORANGE-HAIRED AND BAD-TEMPERED AND RUDE AND MEAN but he is also kind of soft on the inside.  (And I think he really likes Tohru, although, he will probably never admit it, even to himself.)  He likes to sit on the roof of his house, which I think is extremely cool.  Yuki likes Tohru too, you can tell, but I still think she should pick Kyo.  I know I would.  I mean, who wants to marry a prince?  They're lame-o.

-Isabelle, fan of Kyo and member #1 of the Year of the Cat fan club

Spiral!

My new favorite channel on t.v. is the FUNimation channel which shows anime all day, and I love it!  My favorite show is called spiral, about blade children, a nosy school editor, a brilliant, yet gloomy boy, killing, mystery, and even a bit of romance!  You can see music videos for the show if you go to youtube , and type in FUNimation - spiral, and pick the second one down.  It is awesome.  I'm putting on a video that's just a slide show really, and the pictures are all drawn by some random person, but it's still really cool!!!!!!!!  Of course it is not the best video, but it is good enough for here.  Ciao!

-Isabelle, fan of Ayumu Narumi (hot anime character on spiral (if you can call an anime character hot))

Jordan Died...

... his hair.  It used to be an amazing, lovely blonde color, now, it's BLACK.  He looks totally different now, and kinda Chinese looking. Actually, he looks like an older, hotter, taller version of Casey.  Don't get me wrong, I still love him with the passion of a thousand ... somethings, but the shock took my breath away.  It was just so different.  Eh, at least he'll be blonde in the yearbook.

Jocelyn, why didn't you come over on Sunday?  Now I have to hurt you.

-Isabelle, who just can't believe he dyed his hair black

I ... Have Arrived

I'm back, my dear friends, random pervs, and Harry Potter freaks.  I got so many wonderful presents.  But the best one is that MY DAD BOUGHT ME AN IPOD TOUCH.  I'm not even kidding, I saw it and would not stop screaming.  And I saw Sweeney Todd.  It was absolutely awesome.   Helena Bonham-Carter can sing very good, and she was a wonderful Mrs Lovett.  I loved her character, but it was sad at the end when - never mind.  I won't spoil it.  You just have to know that the movie was freakishly awesome, and that it was definitely Tim Burton.  I have to go, my mom's yelling at me to get off the computer.

-Isabelle, formerly known as Mrs Lovett.  Or her huge fan, anyway.  I love you, Mrs Lovett!

Two Days

It's just two days away, the big enchilada, the hugest holiday of all!  And I am going to ******* to spend the holidays with my dad, two cousins, uncles, aunt, two grandmothers, and two grandfathers.  It will be hectic of course, but ******* is a nice, peaceful place to stay.  And there will be presents, and cake, and delicious joy for everybody!  This is my last post until after my break, so I want to say...

...BYE BYE FOR A FEW DAYS, MY LUVERLY FRIENDS!!!

-Isabelle, the happy Christmas elf

Frosty is my Homeboy!

Yo.  Ben (brother) and Joe are coloring rocks to make them into gangsters.  Need I remind you that Joe is my age?  Far to old to do things like that, but he does them all the same, because he is extremely weird. So is my brother, who came barging in my room late last night, then had like a seizure or something, and then rolled around on the floor laughing.  It was scary.  So was the time I tripped on a jump rope in gym trying to do the soldier boy dance and smacked my head on the floor.  But, whatev, stuff like that just happens to me.

Would you like to join the Llamaist Society?  It has 5 proud members.  Here is our national anthem:

Happy llama, sad llama,

Mentally deranged llama,

Super llama, drama llama,

Big fat mama llama,

Moose,

Aaaaaaaaaalpaca!

Camel.

Ain't it just the awesomest  thang you've eva heard?  *Say that in a Western accent*.  Ah thank it's perty coowal.  Bah bah now.

-Isabelle, you Western bonny

I Love YOU!

Almost Christmas, and it FEELS SO GOOD!!!!   Don'tcha just love Christmas?  There's presents, and candy, cousins who had back surgery, grandparents who are going a little nutty, and in the midst of it all, is ME!  I am by far the weirdest person in my family, on account of the obsession with the word cuttlefish, the laughing problem, and the addiction for dragonfable.com, where I JUST GOT MY DRAGON!!!!  He is red, black, and silver, and his name is DeathReaper.  Isn't that the coolest name ever?

Anywaysy, I bought a bunch of Amy Brown art with some money from my birthday, which was on December 12.  I am now six years old.  HAH, I FOOLED YOU!  It was actually my "blank blank blank blank"th birthday.  Did you honestly think I would tell you how old I was?  Because if you did, you are quite stupid.

-Isabelle, your lawfully wedded husband

I Love Sweeney Todd

I love Jordan so much, and he looks so hot in gym clothes.  And you know what else?  HE CALLED ME ON MY CELL LAST NIGHT!  I'm not kidding.  I picked up the phone and it was him on the other line.  It was so freaky, I immediately hung up.  And then I smacked myself for being so stupid.  I could have had a conversation with him!

Hello mother.  Hello father.  I am smoking, Marijuana.  Cocaine is good, but crack is better.  I'm so high I don't know why I'm writing this letter.  Thanks for the condoms, they're really working.  Except for when, I got her smoking.  'Cause then I r*p*d her, up her *ssh*l*,now I've got a son called Billy Crackle.

That is a rhyme Amber taught me today.  Isn't is so completely sick?

-Isabelle, your lawfully wedded wife.

CSCD

If you are wondering, the title stands for Crazy Spastic Chicken Dancer.  Sadly, it is Jordan's title.  I guess he sort of had it coming, with his last name being Wylie.  He was in my gym class yesterday, and we started the line dancing unit, and I was just so freaked out when he did the Cocknyjoe or whatever it's called.  You know, the dance where your calf starts to hurt after awhile.  He seriously looked like he was an animal getting all spastic.  I was really scared.  What if he accidentally killed everyone?  Never mind.  My new fav movie is called Night Watch.  It is in Russia, but dubbed in English, and it is more action-packed than ANY OTHER MOVIE.  The rating is R, and it is like James Bond times 10 + Matrix times 20, plus vampires, evil little boys, drunk main characters, an awesome subway ride, gore, and a cursed woman with the Vortex of the Damned over her head.  Totally awesome.

-Isabelle 

The Funniest Thing...

...happened when Clay Vanderbeak (a.k.a. gay dandergeek) read a monologue that was hilarious. It was about this guy who had a dream that he was taking a test in high school. He was busy erasing *vulgar* pictures off his test booklet, so he never had time to actually do it. So he ate it. Then the teacher asked where it was, and I swear this was the funniest part, Clay said it so solemnly, and the guy said, "I ate it, you bitch." Everyone in drama cracked up, and it's still so funny just thinking about it.
For the next two weeks, all the eighth graders will be gone, so in drama, it will just be me, Lizzy, Sophie, Clay, and Griffin, who smells bad. Clay will be all alone-y with no one except dumb, smelly Griffin. And if he begs to come in with my friends, we'll chop his head off! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
-Isabelle, your dearest friend.