Thursday, December 27, 2007

I ... Have Arrived

I'm back, my dear friends, random pervs, and Harry Potter freaks.  I got so many wonderful presents.  But the best one is that MY DAD BOUGHT ME AN IPOD TOUCH.  I'm not even kidding, I saw it and would not stop screaming.  And I saw Sweeney Todd.  It was absolutely awesome.   Helena Bonham-Carter can sing very good, and she was a wonderful Mrs Lovett.  I loved her character, but it was sad at the end when - never mind.  I won't spoil it.  You just have to know that the movie was freakishly awesome, and that it was definitely Tim Burton.  I have to go, my mom's yelling at me to get off the computer.

-Isabelle, formerly known as Mrs Lovett.  Or her huge fan, anyway.  I love you, Mrs Lovett!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Two Days

It's just two days away, the big enchilada, the hugest holiday of all!  And I am going to ******* to spend the holidays with my dad, two cousins, uncles, aunt, two grandmothers, and two grandfathers.  It will be hectic of course, but ******* is a nice, peaceful place to stay.  And there will be presents, and cake, and delicious joy for everybody!  This is my last post until after my break, so I want to say...
...BYE BYE FOR A FEW DAYS, MY LUVERLY FRIENDS!!!

-Isabelle, the happy Christmas elf

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Frosty is my Homeboy!

Yo.  Ben (brother) and Joe are coloring rocks to make them into gangsters.  Need I remind you that Joe is my age?  Far to old to do things like that, but he does them all the same, because he is extremely weird. So is my brother, who came barging in my room late last night, then had like a seizure or something, and then rolled around on the floor laughing.  It was scary.  So was the time I tripped on a jump rope in gym trying to do the soldier boy dance and smacked my head on the floor.  But, whatev, stuff like that just happens to me.
Would you like to join the Llamaist Society?  It has 5 proud members.  Here is our national anthem:
Happy llama, sad llama,
Mentally deranged llama,
Super llama, drama llama,
Big fat mama llama,
Moose,
Aaaaaaaaaalpaca!
Camel.
Ain't it just the awesomest  thang you've eva heard?  *Say that in a Western accent*.  Ah thank it's perty coowal.  Bah bah now.

-Isabelle, you Western bonny

Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Love YOU!

Almost Christmas, and it FEELS SO GOOD!!!!   Don'tcha just love Christmas?  There's presents, and candy, cousins who had back surgery, grandparents who are going a little nutty, and in the midst of it all, is ME!  I am by far the weirdest person in my family, on account of the obsession with the word cuttlefish, the laughing problem, and the addiction for dragonfable.com, where I JUST GOT MY DRAGON!!!!  He is red, black, and silver, and his name is DeathReaper.  Isn't that the coolest name ever?
Anywaysy, I bought a bunch of Amy Brown art with some money from my birthday, which was on December 12.  I am now six years old.  HAH, I FOOLED YOU!  It was actually my "blank blank blank blank"th birthday.  Did you honestly think I would tell you how old I was?  Because if you did, you are quite stupid.

-Isabelle, your lawfully wedded husband

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I Love Sweeney Todd

I love Jordan so much, and he looks so hot in gym clothes.  And you know what else?  HE CALLED ME ON MY CELL LAST NIGHT!  I'm not kidding.  I picked up the phone and it was him on the other line.  It was so freaky, I immediately hung up.  And then I smacked myself for being so stupid.  I could have had a conversation with him!
Hello mother.  Hello father.  I am smoking, Marijuana.  Cocaine is good, but crack is better.  I'm so high I don't know why I'm writing this letter.  Thanks for the condoms, they're really working.  Except for when, I got her smoking.  'Cause then I r*p*d her, up her *ssh*l*,now I've got a son called Billy Crackle.
That is a rhyme Amber taught me today.  Isn't is so completely sick?

-Isabelle, your lawfully wedded wife.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

CSCD

If you are wondering, the title stands for Crazy Spastic Chicken Dancer.  Sadly, it is Jordan's title.  I guess he sort of had it coming, with his last name being Wylie.  He was in my gym class yesterday, and we started the line dancing unit, and I was just so freaked out when he did the Cocknyjoe or whatever it's called.  You know, the dance where your calf starts to hurt after awhile.  He seriously looked like he was an animal getting all spastic.  I was really scared.  What if he accidentally killed everyone?  Never mind.  My new fav movie is called Night Watch.  It is in Russia, but dubbed in English, and it is more action-packed than ANY OTHER MOVIE.  The rating is R, and it is like James Bond times 10 + Matrix times 20, plus vampires, evil little boys, drunk main characters, an awesome subway ride, gore, and a cursed woman with the Vortex of the Damned over her head.  Totally awesome.
-Isabelle 

Friday, December 7, 2007

The Funniest Thing...

...happened when Clay Vanderbeak (a.k.a. gay dandergeek) read a monologue that was hilarious. It was about this guy who had a dream that he was taking a test in high school. He was busy erasing *vulgar* pictures off his test booklet, so he never had time to actually do it. So he ate it. Then the teacher asked where it was, and I swear this was the funniest part, Clay said it so solemnly, and the guy said, "I ate it, you bitch." Everyone in drama cracked up, and it's still so funny just thinking about it.
For the next two weeks, all the eighth graders will be gone, so in drama, it will just be me, Lizzy, Sophie, Clay, and Griffin, who smells bad. Clay will be all alone-y with no one except dumb, smelly Griffin. And if he begs to come in with my friends, we'll chop his head off! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
-Isabelle, your dearest friend.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Smack Attack!

O....M....G. Today I was going to gym, I opened up the door to the stairway, and SMACKED INTO JORDAN. I am not freaking kidding you. I was like, "Oh my Jesus, are you okay?" and he was like, "Uh, yeah. Oh my Jesus?" and I was like, "Yeah, instead of oh my GOD, you say oh my JESUS." And then I mentally smacked myself for being such a complete dork. But then he smiled and said, "Cool." And then he walked away, and I went to gym to see how red my face was. About the redness of a tomato. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M NEVER WASHING THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT HAS JORDAN ON IT!!!! Okay, that sounded kind of perverted, but whatever. Bye.

-Isabelle